A pair of Texan meth-heads picked the wrong building to try and rob when they were out on a spree in the middle of the night.
Karl Rogers, 21, and Adrian Sanchez, 22, tried booting down a door into a building they thought might have something for them inside.
It did have something - the Texan branch of Brazilian Top Team, complete with gym members inside. Despite it being 3a.m, amateur fighter Caleb Murphee was on the premises with another fighter from the gym.
â€śWe're just kind of sitting down, drinking water, talking about what's going on, and we start to hear pounding on this door,â€ť Murphee told a local newspaper.
The hapless burglars entered the premises but immediately ran away when confronted by the fighters, who had picked up some free-weights with which to defend themselves.
â€śIf he would have tried to rough me up or something, yeah, I definitely would have defended myself. I feel confident I would have come out on top.â€ť
Police arrived shortly afterwards and found the two would-be burglars attempting to hide - badly - in the vicinity of the San Antonio gym.
Hereâ€™s what the two law-abiding citizens look like. Sanchez clearly still hasnâ€™t gotten over his shock:
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