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Porn Star: "If you're into MMA, you're gay"

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Training MMA or jiu-jitsu in your spare time is basically an admission of closet homosexuality, according to porn starlet Kristina Rose.

Rose - who’s own heterosexuality is displayed in the many, many HD videos that a quick Google search brings up - made the claim in a blog post this week. It has prompted mirth rather than outrage in the MMA world, because its ridiculous.

“I refuse to date a man that chooses to spend a majority of his “off time” surrounded by and touching other sweaty men at the gym. It’s a extra NoGo if u roll around on a mat barefoot with another man for fun. (Crossfit / Ju Jitsu / MMA) = SUS,” she writes (’sus’ is apparently short for ’suspicious’ or ’suspect’).

“Why is it that almost all male performers like to surround themselves with sweaty men at the gym on their off time. Like that’s all they do. Often opting to roll around barefoot with them on a mat covered in other men’s sweat. That’s sus.

“This is also the reason why I am not really a fan of MMA. Straight men should never be touching each other all over their bodies when they are barefoot. Not unless they’re f@$%ing.* Mainstream boxing is a corrupt sport now but at least they are really fighting.

“I feel like MMA is aggressive groping for men that keep their gay side repressed. It’s 2012. You can’t get married everywhere but it’s cool to be gay now. You can come out of hiding.”

Rose did make one good point - Affliction and Ed Hardy shirts, so prevalent in the MMA world, aren’t a big look any more (if they ever were). “I refuse to f--k a man that willingly owns and wears Affliction/ Ed Hardy shit. = SUS… All male [p0rn] performers have thee worst fashion EVER!!”

However, Rose’s fashion concerns are somewhat moot given that as a professional adult actress she exchanges sex for money and doesn’t actually have much say in who she does it with, due to the pool of male performers being rather small. So in practice, they can turn up dressed head to foot in Ed Hardy if they want - Rose will put out anyway, and the world can watch.

(* - then they wouldn’t be straight men would they?)